Two 90 year old women, Alison and Sonia, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Alison was dying, Sonia visited her every day.
One day Sonia said, “Alison we both loved being members of Golfaround and golfing in the league all of our adult lives. Please do me a favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there is a golf league there.”
Alison looked at Sonia from her deathbed and said “Sonia you have been my golf buddy and best friend for years, if I can I will do this favor for you”. Shortly thereafter Alison passed on.
A few nights later, Sonia was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice was calling out to her “Sonia…Sonia. “Who is it?” asked Sonia sitting up suddenly.
“Sonia it’s me Alison” “You’re not Alison she just died” “I’m telling you it is me” the voice insisted
“Alison Where are you?” “In Heaven” replied Alison, “I have some good news and a little bad news” “Tell me the good news first” says Sonia
“The good news is that Golfaround does have a league up here and better still many of our old buddies who died before us are still members and we are all young. It is always summer here too, it never rains or snows and there is no wind. We can play all we want and never get tired.
“Wow “says Sonia “That’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?”
“The tee sheet just came out and you, Sonia, are in the first tee time”
LIFE IS UNCERTAIN EAT DESSERT FIRST AND DON’T GIVE UP THE WINE.